bahar
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Post by bahar on Apr 4, 2007 14:57:21 GMT -5
topic time ki kadar
aik adheer ujar shaks station per bahta tha train ka intazar kar raha tha k aik ajnabi nojawan aya aur us sa time poocha us shaks na koi jawab nahi dya 3 times nojawan na time poocha aur us na koi jawab na dya nojawan na hayrat sa poocha ma sirf app sa time pooch raha hu ap ka koi loss nahi kar raha
us shaks na jawab dya k ab tum muj sa time pooch rahay ho phir mera shukria ada karoo ga phir muj sa batee shuroo kar do gay phir maray sath tea pyoo gay itni deer ma meri 19 sal ki jawan beeti aa jyee gi tum usay deekho gay aur aik doosray ko pasand kerna shuroo kar do gay
mery beti khayee gi papa ma shadi karoo gi to sirf isi sa aur kisi sa nahi
lakin tum ya jan lo
ma asay shaks sa apni beti ki shadi hergis nahi kar sakta jis ka pass gharee hi nahoo
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Post by bahar on Apr 4, 2007 15:04:47 GMT -5
topic majboori
gadagaroo ki taraf sa ya farz ker layna darust na ho ga k sabhi farad kertay ha kuch ki majboorian peedyshe hote ha
abhi kal hi aik larka galay ma takhti latkyee aya us per likha tha k goonga hu aur bhehra hu rahe mola meri madad ki jyee
ham na aik rupee dya aur jamkar ker kaha
barkhrbar kab sa gungay ho aur bheeray ho
boola ji
peedyshe hu
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bahar
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Post by bahar on Apr 7, 2007 15:37:27 GMT -5
KI KOI RESPOSNE SHESPONSE DAINEEE WALAY BHI HA YAHA MUJAY YA TO BATANAY KI KOI ZAROORAT NAHI BUT................................. I GOT MANY CHANSES TO BECOME PSYCOLOGIST  aik daf aik paghal shaks ka ma nay alaj kia aur amy fees mangi muj sa lar para khanay laga kia fyda ? kia fyda ? kia fyda ? doctor sahib choor do ma na kha nahi chooroo ga fees to ma lu ga zaroor khanay laga nahi nahi fees nahi doctori doctori choor do tumm ma na khaha awamunnas kia khidmat ma farz samaj ker kerta hu kionker ma isay choor du bola kia fyda phley ma AMERICAN PRESIDENT tha magar ab aik common person |
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Post by *Sofi* on Apr 17, 2007 8:30:08 GMT -5
very funny,really.............
but i like 1st one it is most funniest.hahahahahaha heheheheheheheeh
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Post by ۞ twilight ۞ on Apr 20, 2007 1:18:22 GMT -5
 han theek thay bus |
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Post by bahar on Apr 28, 2007 6:47:28 GMT -5
tahx for praising jokes catch again ek sardar apnay ghar se bahir nikata ha to darwazay ka agay kaiay ka chilka para hotaha sardar us ko dekh kar khata "aaj phir phisallna peray ga |
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Post by blueberry on Jun 6, 2007 7:25:54 GMT -5
bas guzara he ha kuch itna khas be nahe ha niraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa time waste
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Post by ۞ twilight ۞ on Jun 11, 2007 1:30:12 GMT -5
boreeeeeeeeeeeeee bhai ko acha joke sunaoo otherwise ajj kal garmi waysay b bohat ziayda hai...tamator basi jaldi ho jatay hainn.....means samjh aa rehi hai na k agay kia ho sackta hai hehehe kion berry |
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Post by bahar on Jun 21, 2007 11:45:07 GMT -5
aik sahib apni akhri sansoon k dirmian keh raha tha k mera karkhana band ho gia ghar ma aag lag gyee beta rakam lay ker bhak gia govt na insolvent karar dee ker bees saal k lyee jail ma bechwa dia lakin ma na kabhi himat nahi haree khabee beemar nahi para magar phir magar phir...........  in k dost nay poocha phir kia hua sahib bolay phir hamaree cricket team world cup har gyee aur mujay dil ka doora par gia  |
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Post by bahar on Jun 21, 2007 11:56:15 GMT -5
aiksahib ke car ke lights safar k dirmian kharab ho gyee rat ka waqqt tha, unhoo nay apni car aik doosri car k peechay laga dee. ta k kisi hadsay say mahfooz rah sakaay, thori door ja ker agay walee car ruk gyee. wo sahib zoor zoor say hornnnnnnnnnnnn bajanay lagay aur chala chala kay bolay.............................aray garee kion rook dee ha agay berhyoo
aglee garee walay na jawab dia ........agay kaisay berhyoo mery garee to garage may khareee ha. ;D
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Post by ۞ twilight ۞ on Jul 19, 2007 2:23:22 GMT -5
1st wala joke bohat he bore tha but 2nd one is gud
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Post by blueberry on Aug 8, 2007 14:20:11 GMT -5
twity is right pahla wala joke ka sath foot note hona chahiya tha
ap sa guzarish ha ka aik maharbane kara aur is joke ko parh kar hansa zarooor
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Post by ۞ twilight ۞ on Aug 16, 2007 3:23:47 GMT -5
hehhee is that ok now |
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Post by blueberry on Aug 22, 2007 15:16:19 GMT -5
ok
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Post by ۞ twilight ۞ on Aug 25, 2007 5:34:04 GMT -5
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